tiny children

cum

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out

by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018

Taylor’s Children

A small group of people who make similar music to Taylor Swift’s. Like Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, and possibly Shawn Mendes

Person #1: What’s your playlist like?
Person #2: I only listen to Taylor’s children!!!

by muzakluver2021 June 3, 2021

karaoke children

Many children trapped in a boom box.

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022

A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024