when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.
by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024

Aliens are not as stupid as people and avoid them at all costs......
Maybe we haven't seen them yet soooooo yeah
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Person 1 :My name jeff lelel
Person 2 : I wish i was an alien so i could avoid you
Person 3 : lol me too
Random guy in the street: did you know aliens are aliens!?!!??!?!?!
Other random guy in the street: kys
Person 2 : I wish i was an alien so i could avoid you
Person 3 : lol me too
Random guy in the street: did you know aliens are aliens!?!!??!?!?!
Other random guy in the street: kys
by Is that the jeff27? May 22, 2018

Alien has two definitions.
The first definition is a highly intelligent creature from another planet.
The second is someone that's not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. Some aliens are buff.
The first definition is a highly intelligent creature from another planet.
The second is someone that's not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. Some aliens are buff.
by Cooldex April 24, 2024

Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

A highly buff alien is smarter than ratty, dumber than nerds, and stronger than most nerds and some ratties. Aliens with ADHD can become smarter by taking Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), low dose a-PVP, Prolintane, low dose 4F-MPH, 3-FA, low dose 3-FMA, low dose 2-FMA, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Bromantane, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Nicotine gum or vape, Ethylamphetamine (Speed), Amphetamine (Speed), low dose Methamphetamine (Meth) stacked with Tropoflavin, Mephentermine, Adipex, and more. Then highly buff alien becomes highly buff nerd, neek, or geek, but cooler. Most highly buff aliens are all natural.
Highly buff alien is cool. Highly buff alien will kick your ass if you don't add the definition and act like a rebublican. Stupid Rebublican!
Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!
Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!
by CynderFanclub April 14, 2024

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.
by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023
