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Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011
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Grandma Edna

A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.
Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney “
“Oh no”.
by Edna was here April 14, 2019
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juicy grandma

An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
by The United Ones May 20, 2016
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Grandma Jefferson

Much like a ratbox, but applied to a much older woman.
"Can you believe how bad this old ladies vag smells? Total Grandma Jefferson."
by Justin Lames February 10, 2010
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Grandma boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022
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on dead grandma

by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017
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Old grandma feet

Yum yummy cock granny feet
by Pussy man cock April 6, 2022
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