On My Neck

To find something hilarious. A much more ghettofabulous version of "laughing my ass off."

Shanaenae just fell flat on her ass, too. Girl, I was on my neck! I was dying!

by Kitterz October 27, 2009

neck up

To tell a person to commit suicide by means of hanging.

"Why don't you do yourself a favour and neck up you cunt? Your a Parrot! Fucking blowfly.." Keithy Goerge to Chopper

by MarkChopperBrandonReid September 16, 2008

red neck

The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.

dirka dirka red neck dirka dirka Jeff Gordon

by Pakidz December 08, 2006

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 13, 2004

Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit July 14, 2008

neck sex

when a guy inserts his dick under a girls chin and presses her head down, clamping the dick between her...underthroat and chest.

i saw this video where the guy was having hardcore neck sex.

by giant potato shooting fish March 17, 2007

vagina neck

That fleshy, droopy, wobbly, wrinkly looking skin that old ladies get below thier chin. There is usually a big saggy crease down the middle of the neck and two folds on either side so it kinda looks like a vagina.

Did you see the vagina neck on that lady from the titanic movie!?

by hotboxin November 26, 2005