textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)

joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...

by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009

textersation

Having a full conversation through text messaging

I was at work having a textersation with Jane because I didn't want to talk on the phone.

by Buttons823 January 25, 2011

Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.

Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!

by cpninja42 January 23, 2013

textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.

You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?

by markspark January 8, 2014

texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.

I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.

by empyrean February 14, 2014

textelepathy

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you

"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"

by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014

texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014