muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.

That is so totally texas!

by Total Texan May 7, 2018

sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend

P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"

by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018

Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019

Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019

Brownsville, Texas

Texas's south most city, a city of 200k people 100k of which are American citizens. Starting at its southern most point which lives firmly in the 1850's add a decade per quarter mile unitl you reach the northern city limits and you will have finally have reached the 1970's

Brownsville, Texas

by K Y Kidd December 5, 2010

Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007