tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

Tech

When one creates a ridiculous riff in a song

usually making no musical sense and just pure math metal

Its too Tech

by sam moon February 22, 2009

tech metal

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.

Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.

by Beeth June 11, 2006

Tech

Michigan Technological University
Located in the far northern peninsula called the Keweenaw in Michigan, the school produces amazing engineers, business professionals, technicians, scientists and forestry students. The school gets so much snow they have a gigantic snow statue carnival every year, called: Winter Carnival

I went to Tech. There are no women at Tech. There are no attractive men at Tech. Tech drinks.

by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009

Techie

The magic makers of the theatre world, whom are generally under appreciated mainly by the audience but also the actors. They generally wear all black so as not to be seen during the show. They work in a variety of fields such as costumes, makeup, set, props, lights, and sound. There is moderate rivalry between the various aspects of tech and it has been put to question whether the less technical aspects of tech (costumes, makeup...etc) count as official techies. There is something called techie discrimination that while subtle still exists. its the belief that that techies are inferior to actors which is of course incorrect. Techies tend to have very dirty minds and use foul language (not saying actors are any better) but also be very brilliant. Respect and compliment your local techies! I recommend that all actors do some tech work so as to better appreciate what these people do!

Omg that techie is really cute!
crap i ripped my costume i better find a costume techie
That sound techie is sooo dreamy it almost makes being mic'd bearable
get your head in the game sweetie hes a techie, sooo beneath you
wow the set was amazing for that show! I wanna go find and thank the set techies

by Just another actress September 4, 2013

High Tech High Media Arts

HTHMA is a public high school residing in the school district of San Diego, California. The students attending this school contain above average academic skills and succeed at life overall. These skills contained by these students lead to a successful after-school life for these children. 100% of these students end up acquiring masters degrees in ass-kicking. Other High Tech High Schools (such as HTH and HTHI) end up with less successful students, forcing the people attending those schools to be jealous. They often try to poke fun at HTHMA, but this is due to an outrageous amount of jealousy striking even the staff at other HTH schools. In the end, HTHMA is the school that produces the overall most kick-ass students in the world.

HTHMA Student: Hey! I just got into High Tech High Media Arts

HTHI Student: Wow, I wish I was you, then I could be

successful at life... I got into HTHI

HTHMA Student: Awww... Im so sorry

by LoveDoctor69 October 26, 2011

techie

someone who has a high interest in computers, and almost always looks at the technicallities of things

bill gates but not as rich and not as evil

by scootin-kyle November 22, 2003