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Taco Surprise

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When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
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kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off
"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"
by asianbooty December 16, 2013
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Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.
I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.
by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015
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taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015
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running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.
Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.
by Zeusifer March 22, 2016
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Taco Juice

Christine likes to go and get some taco juice after she leaves the gym.
by skippy4927 December 4, 2019
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Side Taco

A phrase used to describe a woman you are having sexual relations with outside of another relationship.
My main girl found out about my side taco and now I'm sleeping in my car.
by NoOnesSideTaco August 23, 2019
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