When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
Get the Twat splotmug. A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014
Get the selfish-twatmug. a female that is in a wheelchair
by huddicuddi March 20, 2012
Get the twat wagonmug. by marniac June 5, 2009
Get the twat dungmug. *shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
Get the slobber twatmug. Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021
Get the dick twatmug. British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
Get the twatting hellmug.