Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023

trumpet player

Marek, Nathan, and Jordan

marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players

by barlowe14 December 6, 2022

Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister

Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor

by Popguy December 15, 2022

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019