Wicked Tits

When something really cool happens.

Person A: Man, I totally just got laid
Person B: Wicked tits, man.

by marymasterblaster September 23, 2011

tit-whack

When your large-breasted friend gets all pissy, moody, and and bitchy when she's mad about something. She may exert an annoying, high-pitched noise that sounds something like "eh!". Because of this, you may have real or imagined fears that she'll whack you unconscious with her gynormous tit. Can also be shortened to simply "TW".

"Did you talk to Sarah today?" "No, because she was majorly tit-whacky."

by Sparkly Smash February 4, 2010

Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line “Every thing is great when it sits on a Ritz”
And what is greater than tits? Not much!

Look at that car, it's tits on a Ritz

by Farsidefan February 2, 2009

vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

marks tits

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout

I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?

by markstits March 24, 2020

tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.

A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."

by John Doe the third November 15, 2013