Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.

She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!

by Spikemac October 26, 2012

There's No Blue Left In Your Eye

It means that someone is lying.

John: "I wasn't with your girlfriend last night."

Mark: "You're lying! There's no blue left in your eye!"

by Infidel21 March 22, 2009

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

teresa1917

someone who's fucking "thecrafter354" and has things like "O_O SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.

Guy 1: I saw a girl on ROBLOX who's apparently dating someone named "thecrafter354" and has "#CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 2: Must be a teresa1917.

by jiwon522 May 1, 2020

There goes Hawaii

A meme song made by SnapCube in their Sonic Adventure 2 Fandub YT video. The whole Fandub is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

There goes Hawaii
oh Th-there goes hawaii
Oh there goes hawaii
The Island is gone
The goes haw-

by TheSerperiorMaster October 29, 2020

“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.

Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

by de-pube September 20, 2022