sweaty panda

When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube

Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night

by Tellmewhatsyourhandle November 12, 2021

panda gang

A group of traders who expose frauds and roast them

Yo, did you see Teddy and Ali getting violated by panda gang?

by ghostylord October 14, 2021

The Gassy Panda

a poop fart porn star

hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are

by skylarskyskya September 3, 2021

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

Panda-Cope

The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.

This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.

by Not_grumpy May 29, 2023