Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

by DANK YAMS March 23, 2023

mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.

“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”

by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021

mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

by Garshy June 26, 2020

mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.

oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!

by mcdih April 20, 2025

mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.

grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022