grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

grandma casserole

When u grind up yo stems and smoke em

Ay yo you can grind those stems and put em in and that's grandma casserole

by Raptorrdino January 25, 2021

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020