Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

Bastard Brain

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.

Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."

by IIm not gay kay? May 9, 2020

bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!

You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.

by bsmores May 28, 2018

grimey bastards

A dirty or messed up, the do you wrong type of guy, the idc about any girl, just a Mr.WasteMyTime

Damn, fuck those grimey bastards, they really fucked us over

by Josborne2:12 March 12, 2018

Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.

Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.

by .XV!::: March 30, 2009

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017