Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009

Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood

Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword

by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023

great sword

A huge ding dong

"Dang bro he has a big great sword"

by Datonesude September 16, 2018

Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 28, 2022

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 09, 2024