Swamp Donkey

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.

Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?

by Tiff E. August 20, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars

Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.

by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003

Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

Trap Swamp

the inhabitance of a conglomeration of three ogress trap queens laced with gin, good times, and fire mixtapes. you can often find them wearing black apparel, gathered around the TV hungover, and stuffing their faces. those who visit the Trap Swamp gave it 9/10 in pregames and 2/10 in sulkiness. they're also sponsored by Adidas.

Brad: I just went Trap Swamp last night for the first time.
Pitt: Oh but could you die????

by pinchen May 11, 2016

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

Porta Swamp

A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.

The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!

by Lord Desolator August 27, 2005