by ‘K June 8, 2018

by Rxstysolos February 4, 2025

A phrase Facebook moms use when someone is saying the truth about something shitty but the Facebook moms can't accept the truth so they just say that the person is jealous.
by HisCumAllOverMyFace March 31, 2023

by masterpussydistroyer_2000 October 13, 2020

Person 1: I get that I was being annoying, but you didn't have to come at me so hard.
Person 2: Yeah, sorry. That was a bitch much.
Person 2: Yeah, sorry. That was a bitch much.
by DJradiotic November 4, 2020

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

by TMWAnonymous April 5, 2021
