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Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.
"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"
by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012
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Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.
DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.
by alternateolympus October 30, 2023
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Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.
Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."
by IH47 January 11, 2012
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playing stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble
"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

...

"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."
by dhun April 1, 2015
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Stupid Pussy

A horny, prostute obsessed asshole!
by CindyLowHoe September 4, 2017
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stupid muthafucka

You.
If you smoke 'caine you a stupid muthafucka.
by vi_tenebris May 27, 2020
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Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.
I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.
by tcjohnson May 2, 2012
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