Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

Cheese String

Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.

No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.

But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?

No. No one calls it cheese string.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

G string

The G stands for gooch.

I'm wearing a gooch string normally called a g string. It's really chafing me

by Thegoochstring January 23, 2019

String Two

Win two in a row

You will never string two on me

by Hagoroth January 15, 2019

grandmothers string

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland

do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?

by OMG YAY May 4, 2008

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013