When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
Get the stoner napmug. dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010
Get the Bouncy stonermug. occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
Get the Stoner sciencemug. by sexyman10 June 6, 2014
Get the boner stonermug. Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
Get the Stoner Penguinmug. A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
Get the Stoner Dietmug. Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.
by hack_axle December 9, 2008
Get the skibby stonermug.