stoner spare 

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

stoner spare by Gogarty May 6, 2006

stoner at sobeys 

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

stoner at sobeys by kurts reincarnation August 15, 2009

Stoner Trumpet 

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

Stoner Trumpet by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011

Stoner's Stomach 

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

Stoner's Stomach by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

stoner stew 

boxed kraft macaroni and cheese with or without cut up hotdogs added,tastes really good when stoned

Whats for dinner? How about some stoner stew!

stoner stew by s.m.gordon August 16, 2008

stoner's lap 

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

stoner's lap by rayemy June 21, 2009

Stoner-rific 

(adj) The act of being cool in a stoner way; to mesh with the stoner crowd; having a similar attitude to that of a stoner.

See that mellow guy hanging out over there? He's pretty stoner-rific.

Stoner-rific by Herian August 12, 2010