Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.
"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012
Get the Stoner Sensemug. A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"
guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"
guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"
all- ohhhhhh, dig."
guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"
guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"
all- ohhhhhh, dig."
by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014
Get the vicarious stonermug. occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
Get the Stoner sciencemug. dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010
Get the Bouncy stonermug. by Scotty420 May 21, 2014
Get the stoner bromug. Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.
by hack_axle December 9, 2008
Get the skibby stonermug. Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."
Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
by Sac_static December 9, 2013
Get the Pocket Stonermug.