Ghetto Spread

Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.

Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.

by JJ69420 September 20, 2020

Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks

Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!

All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!

by Anferny69 October 16, 2010

spread eagle

Spread eagle is a sexual position. This is performed when a woman lies on her back, grabs her ankles and pulls them back to form a 180 degree angle if she is very flexible. Woman who are able to perform this position due so to seek deep penetration from a man's penis. Oral sex is also performed on women in the spread eagle position as well.

Man, she'll whoop you with that spread eagle

by Pfolife July 22, 2011

screaming monkey

yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.

All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.

by loneagle December 9, 2008

Screaming Silverback

While having doggy style or anal sex, the man reaches around the girl (must be done right before he is about to cum, without telling her), grabs her pubes, and rips them out. He then pulls out, spunks all over her back, and throws the hair on top whilst beating his chest in a gorilla-like fashion.

Tom: Dude, why isn't amy talking to you, and why is she walking kinda funny?

Brian: I gave her the Screaming Silverback last night. She's pissed......

Tom: NO WAY!

Brian: Yeah, and now there's blood all over my sheets.....

by Ari Fuckin Gold May 27, 2009

screaming penis

when u sit on ur penis

Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis

by VND September 16, 2006

Screamer

A girl who makes A LOT of noise during sex.

Michelle's a screamer.

by Big Giant Cock October 11, 2008