sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017

sponfest

Promoting a sponsor or brand to the extent that it is unnecessary.

That girl is wearing all Nike. She is a walking sponfest.

by yourfavekat October 8, 2017

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

SponeBoob

SponeBoob is the name of the Egyptian god mainly worshipped in the years 1300 to this year. SponeBoob was the god thought to have created fire, earth and water. The three main elements of this planet. SponeBoob is worshipped by over 124,000,000 people around the world and many more species on other planets.

"Oh no my kitchen is on fire, if only SponeBoob could use his water power to put it out!"

by SponeBoob the mighty September 30, 2018