shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

lumpy space princess

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

Arizona Spaceman

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

by Taylor Christian Rowan January 30, 2016

goose spanking

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Aww spartan

When someone says something dumb

“Te bañas”
“Aww spartan”

by Jdm.vtec March 21, 2019

C-SPAN Challenge

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

by thee-emster February 23, 2020

Sound Space

An MMO rhythm game developed on the ROBLOX platform. Its gameplay involves having a stroke while holding a mouse or VR controller in order to touch the squares that are approaching the screen. The game was originally named Blox Saber due to its similarities with another rhythm game called Beat Saber.

ROBLOX fan: What ROBLOX games do you play?
Sound Space enjoyer: I haven't seen the sun in 2 years.
ROBLOX fan: Oh! You must play Sound Space!

by feitidede October 20, 2020