Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.

Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.

by callmefunny April 5, 2011

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012

sock erosion

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

by toine toine December 12, 2012

Social Miscreant

Someone who's behavior is socially vile, villainous, base or malicious which breaks the rules of common social norms. Someone who makes harmful, insulting or hurtful comments with no consideration given to the feelings of the recipient.

My co-worker said to me after I told him my aunt died: " I would hate to be in your family". He is absolutely a Social Miscreant.

This lady told my friend after she coughed to clear her throat: "Don't worry about the cough, we are all going to die anyway". A Social Miscreant on the loose.

by Donna Wordsmith April 22, 2013

sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate September 3, 2013

social media gangster

Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G

Jon talks a lot of crap on Facebook but he's just a social media gangster

by Your scruffiness June 26, 2014

sock docking

When one person with a pinksock docks their pinksock with anothers pinksock. For a reference on docking, look up gay docking. Where guys with foreskin who are not too hard still have enough hood to accept anothers not 100% hard uncircumcised penis into theirs..... Meaning docking. Like the space shuttle and the space station. You got it now?

Those two guys are so close i bet the are into sock docking! Lol

by Llamafeathers August 3, 2015