Slaker

Someone who is getting very close to becoming obsessed with someone; Someone on the verge of becoming a stalker. pronounced (Sla - ker)

Bob is almost like obsessed with her. He's becoming a total slaker.

by TotalSlaker November 3, 2009

salt shaker

an old mans dick!

your grandapa has a salt shaker!

by BLUE DOBBER! January 23, 2011

Smakrat

a smakrat is a person who is a pathelogical liar, who even tries to con friends and family, usually they lie to make themselves seem cooler, or make themselves look better.

adam is such a Smakrat, he forgets we have known him for years!

by star69uk January 15, 2009

snakered

a word that means beyond the point of sleep. after adrenaline wears off. meaning that you find it hard to sleep.

I am completely snakered

by tom DB July 8, 2010

Shaker Bar

"Shaker" meaning masturbating, it's secret code for a strip club or "titty" bar.

My husband and his friends went out to the shaker bar tonight.

by Wonder Woman77 September 18, 2013

smoker's promise

The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't

Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"

by bonito kicker May 1, 2015

shakery

A shop or place dedicated to making milkshakes.

I brought this apple milkshake from the nearby shakery.

by Searchfire November 20, 2016