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Mini Skittles

A ground of 6 or more midgets at a gay pride parade
Bro chad I just saw a shit ton of mini skittles
by Communism457 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Mini Skittlesmug.

Meat Skittle

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"
by yungthiccy January 17, 2019
mugGet the Meat Skittlemug.

Skittles

His family is Skittles.
by LyssBreanne December 8, 2017
mugGet the Skittlesmug.

Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)
Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!
by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018
mugGet the Skittle straightmug.

Skittle

When you see a yellow car, truck, or SUV (buses do not count), yell "skittle!"
Person 1: *sees yellow car* "skittle!"
Person 2: ah man, I missed it. 1-0.
by casper_the_ghost November 4, 2021
mugGet the Skittlemug.

Skittling

A vulgar recreational activity, somewhat similar to the game of washers, wherein a person throws Skittles up in the air or across a room, one at a time, with the goal of landing a Skittle in a person's anus. This can involve two people, or a single person playing by themselves, which is more properly known as auto-Skittling. This activity is typically enjoyed by politicians who have a job to do, but do not show up to do it, in favor of Skittling in their office or the office of a colleague.
Question: Where was Rep. Smith? He was supposed to ask questions about that bill.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
by LetDownBySkittlers May 1, 2025
mugGet the Skittlingmug.

Skittle diddle

“Your a skittle diddle
by Rico Suave 717 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Skittle diddlemug.

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