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Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon
by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022
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simon

tingggg
can i get a tiki mingggg tingggg in the simon butt hole
by colton david July 11, 2022
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Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 8, 2018
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Simon

Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
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Simon

Slm0n h@s BlGger Pee Pee than aliza
#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
by Semon the great June 9, 2018
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simon

un putisimo duende
bro, zumito de leche (simon)
by anonymous August 7, 2022
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six simon

six simon is like six sevennn
by pimpedoutsen October 16, 2025
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