Sema

An event where rich people go to show off their expensive car that doesn't run

Did you see that guy with everyone crowding around his car at sema? His car didn't even run

by Drift slut October 4, 2018

Semantics

An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...

“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.

by Seanus Unaes February 26, 2018

Semicolon

A type of punctuation most commonly used to separate related independent clauses. They're underused by the majority of the population; however, they are quite helpful and can be very versatile when implemented by a skilled writer.

I have written and submitted my defintion; I expect to be notified upon its addition to the site shortly.

Bitches don't know about my semicolons; but man, those bitches love 'em when they see 'em.

by Red the Ghost August 22, 2010

semiotics

Codeword for "I'm a big bitch." Used often by pseudointellectuals, "artists" who don't do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.

As an artist, I'm interested in semiotics and the relationship between excreta and the soul.

by bigtrick September 4, 2006

semen boy

An individual who jacks off in class...generally to his respective teacher. (Abbreviated SB)

1. A: DUDE that guy is totally jacking off in class!!!
B: What do you expect...he's an SB

2. A: What do Semen Boys do?
B: Jack off in class....duh

by The Revealer of the Truth February 9, 2010

semi

the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.

"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

semen stain

when you fuckin lie down on the bed and theres a stain of dried white substance on the covers and/or pillow

dude i was at that hotel last night and when i layed down there was a fuckin semen stain beside my head!

by Doobie Miles August 30, 2006