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scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle
"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"
by Roto Thompson January 14, 2008
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scratch

1. (n) A term for cash money, paper, skrills, etc.

2. (n,v) Term used to descibe the act of a disk jockey reversing the rotation of a vinyl record for split seconds to create a 'scratching', or 'rer-rer!' sound.

3. (adj) Used to describe nothing, emptiness, or voidance, as in the words 'nul', 'nil', and 'none'

4. (n) Another name for crack cocaine, in its base form, before being cut.

5. (v) When one's reputation is lowered after an embarrasing act or rumor.

6. (v) To kill someone. See lay out, hit, or off.

7. (n) A term used in the game of billiards (pool) to describe a technical foul in which a player hits the white cue ball into a pocket.

8. (v) To forget, disregard, or 'never mind'.
1. You made any scratch this month?

2. Damn! That DJ is scratching that vinyl like a mofo!

3. Man, you ain't got scratch!

4. First we deliver the scratch, then they'll cut it for us.

5. Ya'll fools can't scratch me!

6. Oh, yeah, Miguel? He got scratched just yesterday.

7. I scratced after trying to get that 4-ball in the corner pocket.

8. My mom's a WHAT?! Scratch that, homie.
by Dre February 11, 2005
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secret

Seriously, this word should replace every word in the english language
...secret... friend?????????
by Corbreye!1 April 26, 2004
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secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007
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chicken scratch

Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting.
Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.
by Foxy June 17, 2003
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scratch that dirty neck

A nice follow up to a traditional burn of sorts. Used mainly in the early to mid eighties.... It's up to you guys to bring it back!

Basically, picture what someone looks like after getting burned.... Head down, scratching the back of their neck in embarrassment... So sad.
Scenario:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded! SCRATCH THAT DIRTY NECK!
by Mike Cirami August 31, 2006
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