From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
by LucySkyDiamond April 24, 2005
Get the 2 seconds mug.a person who waits in your closet, while you have sex and waits for you to blow your load. as your finishing onto her upturned face he runs out from his hiding place and yells "second shooter" and unloads a big batch of jizz onto her face this action is based on the assassination of j.f.k. where the was said to be another shooter
i was banging renne the other day and as i blew my load, jim jumped out of the closet and pulled a fantastic second shooter. she was surprised, yet oddly pleased
by jitterbug May 15, 2008
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A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
by HWF August 13, 2006
Get the one-second wonder mug.Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.
Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
by Raversaur February 9, 2005
Get the sloppy seconds mug.Sure, it's British and Scottish and MAYBE even Irish, but in Canada we call it secondary school too. It comes after Elementary School and Middle School, and in more eastern provinces, Junior Secondary.
Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.
The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.
The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Two students are eating lunch outside in -10 celsius conditions.
Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."
Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."
Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
Get the Secondary School mug.One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
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From Showtime series Weeds Season 3 Episode 7-He Taught Me How to Drive By
Marvin: Are you second guessing me bitch?!
Marvin: Are you second guessing me bitch?!
by Askjeeves October 19, 2007
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