Quan Seal

A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.

"Hey, thats my boi! Quan Seal!"

by EmElleYT June 16, 2018

madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 13, 2015

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

safety seal

hymen

after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal

by chip king March 1, 2009

seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.

If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.

by Sazdogg November 16, 2013

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024