[scrub noob]

a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.

dude tyler is such a scrub noob when it comes to xbox

by James hunter1 February 7, 2009

cunt scrubber

one who rubs a vagina, especially the clitoris, in a vertical motion, as though washing dishes

fucking cunt scrubber!

by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007

Scrublord

A reference to Ross O'Donovan's threat to a hater

Hater: Ross is so fucking stupid, anyone else want to fucking kill him?
RubberNinja (Ross O'Donovan): Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.

by xmidnightwriterx August 7, 2016

Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

by brewskies October 12, 2009

scrubber

A poor person from Stoke-on-Trent (Staffordshire, England) usually on state benefits, smokes mayfair cigarettes and drinks white ligthening cider. Smells of piss and lives on a council estate.

Ugh look at that minging scrubber

by dvd October 10, 2003

scrumtrilescence

that which has achieved the highest possible level of indescribable pleasure;

the penultimate of ecstacy;

orgasmic, trancendent deliciousness;

words do not describe how good it is!

"Her performance was better than good! That rare creature attained absolute... scrumtrilescence."

"That meal was the very definition of scrumtrilescence."

"The sound, with full chorus and orchestra, was pure scrumtrilescence."

"The vision of her backside ... scrumtrilescence..."

"In bed she is scrumtrilescence."

"Between her thighs was... scrumtrilescence..."

by JCoop December 9, 2004