staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006

Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 1, 2004

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

stappit

A harsh, dramatic, usually loud way of saying "stop it."

Kitty, why are you in my grill so much? STAPPIT.

by thekittysfriendthatsuedyourmom May 9, 2012

Stapy

A person who works at Staples.

That guy over here was once a stapy. He got fired after he ate all the staples in the store. He will get re-hired in 61 days.

by co5oo May 8, 2019

dark swap

when you are bangin a girl/guy in the dark and you get off and tell them you are going to the bathroom. meantime your buddy is waiting to trade places with you, and your buddy preceeds to go into the room wher the girl/guy was left in the dark and finishes the job. works best if the second person doesn't talk to avoid comprimising the situation.

a.k.a. double dippin, taggin out, or calling the bullpen

dude, that dark swap we pulled last night was brilliant. she never knew it wasn't you when i was bangin her.

by rappatap November 26, 2007