Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

Element of Surprise

When you are able to surprise people and sneak up on them.

Person 1: *Does ninja crane pose* No one can defeat me!
Person 2: *Pushes from behind* I can. I have the element of surprise.
Person 1: XP

by IrresistableAshGirl July 23, 2010

Marshmallow Surprise

Filling a pillow-case with cum and beating your friends face with it while they're asleep

Brad: Yo, dude. Jackson has been such a cunt lately...how do I fix it?
Johan: Give him a marshmallow surprise
Brad: What's that?
Johan: Grab a pillow-case and a camera, this is going to be epic

by frootyloopyinthebooty June 9, 2016

Mohican Surprise

A sexual act described as; similar to the sex act known as the peek-a-boo , in this act a man is doing a girl from behind then pulls out and spits on her back (simulating cumming), then when she turns around you cum in her hair and whip it into a Mohawk.

Peek-a-boo revised into cumming in her hair and making it into a Mohawk. Thus it is a Mohican Surprise.

by CoCane34 May 11, 2009

BubbleMint Surprise

A sex related thing. When a guy takes a piece of bubble mint gum chews it a bit, cums(ejaculates) on it, and gives to the woman to chew. Or as a prank.

"I was so freaked last night, he gave me a BubbleMint surprise!" exclaimed Janet to her friends.

Due to the fact that John stole Bobs cookie, Bob put a little BubbleMint Surprise in Johns gum.

by Pablo&Boyan words inc. April 21, 2008