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string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
mugGet the string cheese abusemug.

G-String

Insert your index finger into a woman vaginal cavity and your thumb into her anus. Rub your fingers together on her G spot as if you’re playing the worlds smallest violin. The woman will then moan hitting a G cord as if playing a “G-string” on a violin
: I just used the G-string on this girl I met at the bar last night
by StinkyStanky October 20, 2023
mugGet the G-Stringmug.

cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way
The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going
by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024
mugGet the cunts on a stringmug.

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle
2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
mugGet the Invisible String Theorymug.

3 strings

Is all it takes to play the song I feel without you here.
2nd, 3rd, 4th, on a busted old acoustic. Go figure it would all come to you slamming this name again.
by :''( February 11, 2010
mugGet the 3 stringsmug.

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?
Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.
by flowerpipe July 16, 2019
mugGet the String cheesemug.

String-tit

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)
by Arielpanda June 28, 2018
mugGet the String-titmug.

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