by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
Get the Stoner the loner mug.When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
Get the stoner nap mug.by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
Get the lily the stoner mug.A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career
by zdawg4203 July 6, 2018
Get the Super Stoner mug.Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
Get the Stoner Penguin mug.A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.
Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.
by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018
Get the sophisticated stoner mug.The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019
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