Stairkids

Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution

Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush

Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them

by Evert_69 September 15, 2022

Stairkids

Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution

Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush

Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them

by Evert_69 September 15, 2022

Stairs

best friend I've ever had

yo yk stairs? bro he's so cool

by most sane genshit fan November 3, 2022

staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

staircase carnivore

Giving brain on a stairwell.

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.

by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022

Stairway to Heaven

Version of drinking game called Carousel but for experienced drinkers. Just like Carousel the game begins with players sitting in a circle with a bottle and shots for measurement (optional). Player number one takes a shot, player to his left takes two shots, next player takes three and so forth. When one full round is finished players can decide if they want to keep walking up the stairway or walk down - lowering the number of shots. Legend says the best players made it all the way to heaven.

"Dude yesterday party was crazy!"
"Really? Last thing i remember was playing a game of Stairway to Heaven..."

by secxh December 31, 2022

Stairs

The only thing that can defeat Mari. She can also be defeated by trees and jumprops

Mari fell down the stairs and landed on her brothers broken violin. epic fail

by Pol Potist Basil January 29, 2023