Canal Street Special

When you go to Canal Street in Manhattan, NYC (or a similar knockoff hotspot) and load up on all the fake Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme, Fendi, Moncler, Stone Island, Hermes, Chanel, Rolex, Apple, and other designer/expensive stuff you could ever want. Basically a field day for people who want to have "drip" and look expensive but don't have the assets to drop bands on clothing and accessories.

Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!

Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?

Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while

Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.

by TriBeCaBoy56 December 23, 2021

War Man Christmas Special

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.

Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!

by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022

Soukoku Birthday Special

a birthday blowjob

inspired from the “Chuuya Birthday special - Soukoku” on youtube

Person 1: My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up, I’m hoping to do something fun
Person 2: You should give him the Soukoku Birthday Special!!!
Person 1: You’re so right!!!

by 𓆟 March 29, 2023

Sara J Special

Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.

Yo Virginia gave me the meanest Sara J Special last night.

by Wyattp210585 April 16, 2023

specklegank

To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public.

Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganked his hairline in downton Cleveland while singing "My Milkshake!"

by Bwana Dik August 23, 2004

specfailure

Very bad, totally failsauce, epic fail.
Found by combining spectacular with fail.

"Hey brosky, how was the game?"
"Totally specfailure. We got beat 10 to zip."
"Aw man, epic fail!"

by pineappleman May 11, 2009

Spec Deck

Dumb fuck.

"You know that guy Spec Deck?"

"Yeah he's a nonce."

by zuchima January 17, 2020