snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...

dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.

by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021

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Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

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Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment

I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.

by Canton town August 5, 2019

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snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

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Snail Trail

Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.

"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."

"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."

by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023

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