racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022

Snail

A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.

Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”

by Rasheda September 18, 2022

Fire Snail

a black female who is attracted to the white male.

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.

by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

Snail Trail

When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.

Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)

by Jaytums666 May 19, 2022

snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022