by Daycoder July 27, 2023
Get the gunter’s mead mug.The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
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When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .
by K@ble June 1, 2024
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A lazy, low-effort, or blatantly wrong/hallucinated response from an AI (especially to super basic questions), where the output is obviously wrong garbage smeared across the screen instead of actual thought. From "clanker" (the 2025+ robophobic slur for dumb AIs/robots) + "smear" for the sloppy, half-assed mess. Super common now with overhyped models just phoning it in.
The term also covers the infuriating wall-of-text replies AIs dump on straightforward questions, and overly verbose rambles, these bloated responses are just as useless as the flat-out wrong ones, both hallmarks of peak clank smear.
A lazy, low-effort, or blatantly wrong/hallucinated response from an AI (especially to super basic questions), where the output is obviously wrong garbage smeared across the screen instead of actual thought. From "clanker" (the 2025+ robophobic slur for dumb AIs/robots) + "smear" for the sloppy, half-assed mess. Super common now with overhyped models just phoning it in.
The term also covers the infuriating wall-of-text replies AIs dump on straightforward questions, and overly verbose rambles, these bloated responses are just as useless as the flat-out wrong ones, both hallmarks of peak clank smear.
User: "How do you spell broccoli?"
AI: "B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I-I.
Reply: "Bro that's a textbook clank smear. It's B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I, you absolute tin fool."
Example:
"Dude, we bet on whether Mario's last name is 'Mario' or 'Mario Mario', I say it's just Mario, you say double. Ask the AI: 'What's Mario's full name?'
AI: 'Mario's full name is Mario Luigi Mario, because Italian naming conventions and Nintendo lore imply...'
Me: 'Bro, that's not even close. It's Mario. Just Mario. The AI's got every wiki in existence and still pulls this clank smear out of its ass. Bet's off!! I'm not paying you for stupidity.'"
AI: "B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I-I.
Reply: "Bro that's a textbook clank smear. It's B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I, you absolute tin fool."
Example:
"Dude, we bet on whether Mario's last name is 'Mario' or 'Mario Mario', I say it's just Mario, you say double. Ask the AI: 'What's Mario's full name?'
AI: 'Mario's full name is Mario Luigi Mario, because Italian naming conventions and Nintendo lore imply...'
Me: 'Bro, that's not even close. It's Mario. Just Mario. The AI's got every wiki in existence and still pulls this clank smear out of its ass. Bet's off!! I'm not paying you for stupidity.'"
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