by TimInBoise March 31, 2010
when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.
by Clay Minor May 04, 2007
Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
by Perv Johnson October 02, 2010
When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.
She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.
by Rufus MacDufus July 08, 2009
This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.
"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"
by Moonbouncer September 28, 2008
when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.
by CACKLE KIDS September 06, 2010
Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!
by funtimes358 October 03, 2010