a rabid combo between a simp and an incel, only respects the women hes attracted to but still dishes out backhanded compliments as to not damage his toxic sense of masculinity.
a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon
a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon
a: "hey that new girl your talking to seems nice"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"
by ALFX-3 March 18, 2022
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- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
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Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.
by webbergirl December 7, 2022
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Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022
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