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Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"
by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017
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Popcorn Shrimp Fart

An action used to break the tension in a serious conversation. Usually occurring when one eats too much Popcorn Shrimp and uncontrollable gas follows.
"That Popcorn Shrimp Fart had perfect timing" or "The only thing that got me through Requiem for a Dream was that Popcorn Shrimp Fart" but mostly "Whenever I am in the same room with Kanye West I suffer from Popcorn Shrimp Farts" (PCSF for short).
by American13eauty07 November 29, 2010
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dumpster shrimp

Tadpoles that live in filthy garbage water at the bottom of dumpsters usually located outside of restaurants. These lovable bottom dwellers are often disguised as their sea creature counterpart, the shrimp. These amphibians are commonly harvested by mexican restaurants and served in seafood enchiladas. Beware of the term, "fresh, never frozen".
Dude, that shrimp scampi is actually dumpster shrimp.
by clunt March 27, 2008
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Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.
So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.
by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011
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minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.
My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.
by madmitch612 January 17, 2011
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fishing for shrimp

your doin a guy in the butt then you cum in his butt. after cumming take a straw and stick it in his ass and slurp up the love cream.
im hungry im goin fishin for shrimp
by go fuck yourself November 20, 2003
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Basil Shrimp

1. an, at first, annoying and seeminly ignorant male who soon turns out to be surprisingly funny and kind hearteds

2. a bestfriend; a friend you can only dream of

3. one who writes 'factual fantasy' for small newspapers

4. an individual; there is only one
by ShermyShermster August 14, 2008
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