Rob-shift

Verb: to shift directions, or roles very quickly ultimately leading to a better situation.

The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.

I’m glad we successfully were able to rob-shift from the Bed and Breakfast to renting to a full-time tenant.

by NovaScotiaScotch February 7, 2021

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

Dick-Shift

We’re you put your dick into hyper speed during lovey time.

i have no example to tell nor show you about dick-shift

by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”

Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.

by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010