Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.
by BlastBack September 28, 2021

by Juniorsito November 24, 2021

Weed style. Only to be said by the chillest of the chillest. To be caught chilling J*ron style is the highest honor in the stoner community.
by Weed Style November 22, 2023

by doodoofart November 21, 2021

by Iamstrange November 27, 2021

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:
1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.
2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.
3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.
Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.
1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.
2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.
3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.
Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.
by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!
1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!
by RonSharkey March 26, 2022
