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Ron

Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.
“Oh hey here’s come Ron”. “Oh no! ron that annoying chode chopperwhat the fuck not again!
by BlastBack September 28, 2021
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Ron Cacique

El mejor Ron de Venezuela, creado para construir momentos legendarios con tu Tribu
Traje Ron Cacique para convertir mi este destino en legendario
by Juniorsito November 24, 2021
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J*ron

Weed style. Only to be said by the chillest of the chillest. To be caught chilling J*ron style is the highest honor in the stoner community.
Let’s go chill J*ron style!
by Weed Style November 22, 2023
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Ron

Absolute chad, probably a salakau headman type of dude.
Wow it’s Ron, He is such a chad
by doodoofart November 21, 2021
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Ron

A witty theif, who use others for his own benefit and cannot be tricked easily. A stalker.
My ex boyfriend is such a Ron. I hope he gets the taste of his own medicine.
by Iamstrange November 27, 2021
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Ron Senior

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:

1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.

2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.

3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.

Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.
A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!
by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009
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African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!
1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!
by RonSharkey March 26, 2022
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