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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
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pancho villa's revenge

1. The burning sensation when you poop after eating spicy food.
2. The inevitable result of a late night Taco Bell craving.
Man, do you remember eating Taco Bell last night? I woke up with a nasty case of Pancho Villa's Revenge!
by klaus1138 October 22, 2015
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Tap tap revenge

When you fuck your mates girl friend becuase he stole your beers
Fuck man, stu stole like all my beers last night im gonna tap tap revenge him
by Dhahahxhvkbf January 31, 2017
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Blackbeard's Revenge

A flag flown when one male is open to an anonymous Craigslist casual encounter with another male
Hosting at my place tonight. You'll know it's my place as my Blackbeard's Revenge flag will be flying. Arrrgh!
by lastwordbitch July 14, 2017
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Queen Anne's Revenge

The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.
I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.
by 3lectronicFan October 6, 2017
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Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
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Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.
Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!
by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018
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