Idiocy Shall Reign

Exactly what it says in the tin- A literal statement along the lines of “Stupid people shall rule the world”.

Both a catchphrase and a war cry. Often said ironically, as the people saying this usually dislike Trendy Kid degeneracy.

Variations of the phrase include “Idiocy Shall Reign Bois” and “Idiocy Shall Reign, Your Mom, Ratio.”

Sometimes said/sung while bouncing around and/or T posing.

Ezra: By any chance, do you know why Isaiah and Jeremiah got into another fistfight?
Noah: Because IDIOCY SHALL REIGN BOIS!
Ezra: WOOT WOOT!

by Twig 757 August 21, 2023

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Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

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Hard Problem of Reincarnation

The challenge of reconciling the concept of a persistent, individual consciousness or soul that transfers between physical bodies with the lack of a known physical mechanism for such transfer, and the total amnesia that accompanies it. If you don't remember being Cleopatra, in what meaningful sense were you you? The "you" that reincarnates seems to be a stripped-down, anonymous kernel of being—a metaphysical thumb drive with its data wiped, raising the question of what, if anything, makes it the same entity.

Example: "The guru said I was a scribe in Atlantis. The hard problem of reincarnation is this: without my memories, desires, or personality, that scribe and I share only the abstract concept of 'consciousness substrate.' It's like saying a formatted hard drive in a new laptop is the 'reincarnation' of an old one. Technically maybe, but functionally, who cares?"

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

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Sport the Reign

When you and the homies pull up to the function and by doing so this increases your rizz and popularity among the members of the function.

Yo bros let’s cruise over to the party I have some people for you to meet!

Yalls gonna make it easy to sport the reign

by PakistansCooter June 24, 2025

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mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025

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I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood

A new hit Anime adaptation based off a light novel, where Japanese salary man dies from getting hit by a city bus while trying to save a woman from getting hit. He is then reborn black in Gary Indiana, and is raised by a poverty-ridden family in the hood. His father left him at a yound age, and was killed in negro combat. The protagonist seeks to avenge his father by slaying the king pin of the hood. He is able to level up his MP by selling drugs, participating in drive-bys, looting stores, and slaying baby mamas. He learns new magical abilities by doing different drugs.

Tyrell: Yo have you seen I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood yet? I heard it is pretty good.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.

by Dirty Antwan October 7, 2025

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